aik pathan ne apne bache ke school mein ja keh us ke teacher se baath karni thi toh teacher boli: aap apne bache ko litne der betha kar school ka kam karwate hain???? Pathan bola ji jab bijli aati hai to tab parhata houn to teacher ne kaha phir to aap har ghante ka break le le kar parhate houn ge (ghante baad bijli chali jo jati hai) pathan ne kaha to aap ne mujhe kyun bulaya shikayat ke liye goverment ko bolati naaa

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 937 views

Sardar

Teacher Ask Question To Sardar:
Which Is The Big Animal
Ant Or Elephant…?

Sardar:First Tell Date Of Births!!!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Ap ki 2 bivian hain

1 admi ki 1 tang toot gai
jab hospital me puncha to us ne dekha aik ki donon tangen toti howi hain

admi ne us se pocha kia ap ki 2 bivian hain.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bijli

Teacher bijli khan se ati hai
Bacha:mere mamun k ghar se
Techer wo kaise
Bacha jab bi light jati hai abu kehta hai pher kat li salon ne

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

. A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd

Kabada maths :P
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Maths sir: wt is a ‘line’?
A genius answered:
A line is a dot, goin 4 a walk!

Sir again: so what r parallel lines?
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A dot goin on wlk with his girlfrnd !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

So, you are distantly related

So, you are distantly related to the family next door, are you?

Banta: Yes, their dog is our dog's brother

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)