doctor's b.v
1 admi ka gala kharab ho gya tow raat ko 3 bajy doctor k ghar gya bell di ore dard ki waja sy ahista sy bola doctor sahab hein???
doctor ki b.v ny b us sy ahista sy kaha ni hn aa jao!!!!
by sarmad abbas (few years ago!) / 1733 views
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