Chal Ho jaa Dooooor

Oooooooooooooooo!!!Huzoor bhad mein gaya tera suroor,
Surat se tu lagta khajoor,
Bidi Ki Factory ka majdoor,
Chal Ho jaa Dooooor,
Saale Langoor.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 552 views
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