Baap : Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan
Baap : Sharab, Cigarette,
Ladkiyan
Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k
Dushman
Hain..
.
.
Beta : Jo Shakhs Apne
Dushmano
Se Dur Bhaage
.
Wo Mard Nahi Hota
papa..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 916 views
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