Ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..
ek bhera scooter start kar raha tha..
2 bhera:kya hua petrol khatm ho gaya kya ..
1 bhera :nahi petrol khatm ho gaya ..
2 bhera:mujhe laga ki petrol khatm ho gaya .....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 979 views
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