Modern Bezzati

Modern Bezzati..
Boy to Girl: I love u & want 2
marry u.

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Girl: Apni Shakal dekhi hai ?
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Boy: Bekar hai tabi to tere pass aaya hu.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 900 views
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