Biwi Aur Premika
MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1099 views
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