mujh say koi ghalti ho gai kiya?
Mujse koi galti ho
gayi hai kya?
Pichle 1 hafte se
mujhe ignore kar rahe ho.
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plz
aisa mat karo..
tumhara pyara..
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“SABUN”
PLZ NAHA LO YaaR.
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 789 views
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