Ye keh kr Pathan Ne truck Larkioon pe charha Dia FARAZ,


Bachna ae Hasinoo Lo main aa Gaya.... . . , ., , , , , ,
JEO PATHAN

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 861 views

Buhut chahti hy

Buhut chahti hy mjhe pr iqrar nhi krti Wo Pagal hy ya Nadan
Q izhar nhi krti

English me kehti hy I LOVE YOU
Urdu me kehti hy me tmse pyar nhi krti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Boy: yar tu ne us larki k liye cigrate chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: sharab bhi chor di?

Friend: han.

Boy: jua bhi chor dya?

Friend: han.

Boy: abay tu us se shadi kyun nahi ki?

Friend: yar itna sudhar giya tha k us se achi mil gai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

1 Sardar ko telenor me operatr ki job mil gae,
pehlay hee din usy mar k nekal dia.
Becoz 1st cal: Sir meri telenor ki sim blok ho gyi hai,
Sardar: Tay paagla Zong Le ley.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Pathan

Pathan went 4 interview

Afsar:Tell me opposit of the day. Pathan:Night
Afsar:Cool Pathan:Hot
Afsar:Ugly Pathan: pichli
Afsar:I said UGLY Pathan:I said PICHLI
Afsar: oh my God Pathan: oh my devil
Afsar:Get out Pathan:Come in
Afsar:U r rejected Pathan:I am selected!
Afsar: keep quite. Pathan: speak tight.
Afsar: go to hell. Pathan: come to jannat.
Afsar: nikal jao jahil kahe k. Pathan: andar ao laik yahe k.
Afsar: police ko bulao. Pathan: Foj ko bagaon.
Afsar: uffff Pathan: Tuffff.
Afsar office se bhagte hue bhago Pathan: Pakro

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sirji, jab aap

santa ka beta: Sirji, jab aap paath padaate ho, to mujhe mere pitaa ki yaad aati hai.

Sirji: achchi baath hai. kisliye unki yaad aati hai?

santa ka beta: unko bhi aap hi ke jaise padaana nahi aata hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)