Mallika Sherawat Shalwar ke neche kiya pehnti hai? Any Idea!!!!!!!!

Malika Sherawat shalwar ke neche chapal pehnti hai kyunki,joggers to shalwar k sath suit nai karty

Waisy aap kia soch rahe the Naughty Mind.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1282 views

Can I Play The Piano Once These Are Off?

A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to both of his hands.

"Doctor," says the man excitedly and dramatically holds up his heavily bandaged hands. "Will I be able to play the piano when these bandages come off?"

"I don't see why not," replies the doctor.

"That's funny," says the man. "I wasn't able to play it before."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pessenger: Tumne

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi

Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The

Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay.

Agar Question Paper Tough Lagay. Ya Samajh Main Nahi Aaye To. Ek Gehri Saans Lo Aur... Zor Se Chillao:

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Kamino Fail He Karna Hai To Exam Kyon Lete Ho?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

Maachis ki teeli
Pathan ny Maachis ki teeli jalai, na jali.

2nd jalai, na jali.

3rd jalai, wo jal gai.

Pathan ny usy foren bujha diya,

or bola : "Ye kaam ki hai rakh leta hun...:-)

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Sir Dard

Sardar darakht pe ulta latka howa tha
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Friend: Tu darakht pe kion latka hai?
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Sardar: Sar dard ki goli khayi hai kahen pait mai na chali jaye

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)