Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He
Doctor: Cigrate Noshi Insan Ko Ahista Ahista Mar Deti He….
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Charsi:
Haan! To Hamein Kon Si Jaldi He…:-(
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 777 views
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