kam number kiun liye hain?

Baap (betay say): Tum nay tareekh mein itnay
Beta: “ Abbu tareekh kay parchay mein ziadah tar sawalat aisay puchay gaye the jo meri paidaish say pehlay kay the.”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 632 views
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