Sardar Got Into A Bus On 1st April
When Conductor Asked For Ticket
He Gave Rs.10/-

And Took The Ticket And Said April Fool I Have Pass

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Rest

Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and
please so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doc, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Ek Pathan Poori Zindagi,

Ek Pathan Poori Zindagi,

Sochta Raha,

Sochta Raha,

Sochta Raha,

Aur

Sochte-Sochte Mar Gaya,

Ke Agar Meri Bahan Ke 3 Bhai Hai To Mere 2 Kyun Hai?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Swiming Pool

Film director ne hiro se kaha - tumko 100 fit ki uchai se swiming pool me chhalang lagani hai.

Hero- lekin mujhe tairna nahi ata,mai dub jaunga.

Director- chinta wali koi baat nahi hai, pool me pani nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pati Patni Funny Chemistry

Patni: Suno agar main mar jaaungi, toh aap royenge kya?

Pati: Toh abhi kya hans raha hoon kya……

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)