Funny
Plz don"t read th
Plz don"t read this
Nahi to
ho jayega
Kya?
Arre wahi
jis se hum darte hai
?
?
?
wahi jo is umar me aksar ho jata hai
?
?
?
dekha ho gaya na
?
?
TIME WASTE!!
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 886 views
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