Kanjoos ki bv ne cal ki :me jahaz me hu wo kharab ho gaya or girne wala hai
kanjos:tu 1 kam kar jaldi se apna balance mere number pe shar kar.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 865 views

Aslam ek raat mac

Aslam ek raat macher dani say bahir
so raha tha. Maa nay poocha k Aslam
beitay isa q kertay ho?
Aslam:maa gee, macheron ko
bewakoof bana raha hoon. Woh
samjein gay k mein macher dani k
ander hoon, hahaha....

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Ishq Kiya Bhi To Kis Se Kiya

Teacher Class Mein Papu Se Puchti Hai,

Teacher: “Chalo Papu Aaj Tum Batao, Tumhara Favorite Writer Koun Hai?”

Papu: “Mam, Aapki Beti Tina, Jo Mujhe Har Hafte Ek Achha Letter Likh Ke Bhejti Hai“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Access Denied

A guy did system support in a law firm. One day, he had to log a user off and then back on. He entered her initials and then she gave me her password.

Her password was "genius".

After three tries and the system telling him "access denied," he asked her how to spell it.

She said, "G - E - N - I - O - U - S."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa chawal kha rha tha

Santa kadi chawal kha rha tha , ek makhi us par
baithne ki koshish kar rahi thi, ye dekh santa bola-
hat hat ye woh nhi hai jo tu samajh rahi hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

if he could see her license.

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)