Diff between Ignorance and Patience

When U see the Mirror and U dont Laugh at urself that is Ignorance.

&

When I look at U and I also dont laugh.... thats called Patience.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 930 views

You Cheated Me

Sardar :
You Cheated Me
Shopkeeper:
How ?
Sardar :
You Said This Is American Made Radio
But When I Put It ON
It Says All India Radio

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Memon Toothbrush Dena

Memon : Toothbrush Dena

Mere Brush Ka 1 Baal Toot Gaya Hai
Dukandar : Aik Baal Toota To Naya Q Le Rhe Ho

Memon : Jo Toota Hai Na Wo Akhri Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Teacher ne bachhe ki copy par

teacher ne bachhe ki copy par note likha kripya bachhe ko nahalakar bheja kare.

bachhe ki mom ne note padne ke bad likha kar bheja bachhe ko padaya kare sungha na kare

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

We should listen

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road.
A woman is driving down the same road. As they
pass each other the woman leans out the window
and yells, "PIG!!"
The man immediately leans out his window and
replies, "BITCH!!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man
rounds the next corner, he crashes into a pig in the
middle of the road.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Biwi aur shohar

Biwi (shohar se): Mai ghar chor kar ja rahi hun.
Shohar(ghusse se): Jaan choro.
Biwi: Yeh aap ki Jaan kehne ki aadat bhi naa mujhe hamesha rok leti hai.

by Aaliya Umer (few years ago!)