Yaar main aisa kya karu
1st Boy:
Yaar main aisa kya karu k Teri Shaadi k baad me Teri Biwi ko Film Dikhane le jau aur Tujhe Bura b na lge.??
2nd Boy:
Meri Shadi Apni Behen se kra d..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1028 views
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