Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha
Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zor se chillaya,
“KAMINE LoG Potti bi aise karte hain jese koi Samosa Para ho
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 808 views
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He fills data in the birth certificate
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"How come you write "Chinese" when both parents are Sikh?"
" Aah, read a newspaper, it says that every 4th person born on the Earth now is a Chinese."
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