Teacher to Sardar: “I killed a person” convert this sentence into future tense.

Sardar: The future tense is you will go to jail.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 897 views

hum nay tanhai mein bhi

HUm NyTanhai Mei Bhi Sirf
Tm ko chaha Hai,
“DOST”
Warna log To Tanhai Mein
Nargis ki CD Lga Lety
Hain.
/(‘_’)/
..()
../!
Ve gujra ve
:D

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Potaa vs dada joke

Pota:beta kaise paida hota hai?
Dada:asman se pari ati hai aur maan ki godh me rakh deti hai.
Pota :kia wo suhag rat wala system khatam ho gia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Sheikh

Aik shekh ne new car li aur us per apne office gya.

jab wo office k kareeb poncha tu usne car ka door khola tu aik truck ne uski car k sath tuker mar di.aur uska darwaaza door ja girra.

shekh zoor se car k liye cheekhne laga. but pass khari police ne usko kaha k tum car k afsos mein ye b bhool gay k tumara dayyan hath b ghaib hy.wo zoor se bola k haa a meri new rado watch b ghaib ho gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Jeet K B Haar Gaya

Jeet K B Haar Gaya Mai Pyar Ki Baazi Yaaro

Main Uska DEVDAS Tha Wo thi Meri PAARO

Wo Guzar Gai Pas Se Nazar B Na Milai

Q K I was on Cycle & She was in PIJARO. :-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Ek Traffic Police Wala

Ek Traffic Police Wala Budhiya Se:-

Main Kitni Dair Se Siti Baja Raha
Tha, Aap Ruki Q Nahi

Budhiya:- Beta
Ab Meri Siti Sun K Rukne Ki Umar
Hai Kya :D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)