Baby paida hotey hi cheekha

Baby paida hotey hi cheekha,
Mujhey kuch Nazur nehi a raha, Main andha hoon....

Nurse: stupid, light nehi hai!

Bacha! oh tuwandi pehn nu, Ay Pakistan te nei ?

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 716 views
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