Ek chooha sharab k glass me gir gaya.
Wahan se ek billi guzri to usne billi se kaha k mjhy
yahan se nikalo phir chahy mjhy kha jana.
Billi ne laat mari glass gira diya.
Chooha nikal kr bhaga or bil me ja kr khara ho gya
Billi na kaha jhooty, dhoky baaz tm to keh rahy thy
k mjhy nikalo beshak mjhy phir kha lena…
Chooha Muskuraya
Or Bola
Jaan naraz mat hona
Us waqt main Nashy me tha.;-)

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 939 views

Intellligent Pathan

Teacher to Pathan: Tum ne home-work kion nahi kia?
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Pathan: Sir hum hostel mai rehta hai

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

ati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.

Pati aur patni ghumne jaa rahe the.
Raaste me ek gadhe ko ghaas kata
dekh patni ne pati se
kaha – Oo G tumhara rishtedaar ghaas
kha raha hai, namaste karo.
Pati – Namaste Sasur Ji

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

The most funniest situation in student's life

The most funniest situation in student's life:
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When we have no idea what to write in paper and supervisor comes and say "wind up your papers"

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!)

Table per ink kis ne girai hia

Teacher: (table per ink kis ne girai hia) Is jumle ko apni zaban mai kis tarah se kehen ge??

Student: Ye kis jahil k bache ne apni okat dikhayi hai.. :

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Fixing a bomb in car

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.
sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)