Kal Raat Chand
BOYFRIEND to its GIRL FRIEND
"Kal Raat
Chand Bilkul
Aap Jaisa Tha,
Meri Jaan.. Bilkul..
Wohi khubsurti,
wohi noor,
wohi Guroor,"
Girfriend:lakin kal to amavasaya tha
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1006 views
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