Hum 2 se 3 ho gae
Sardar:maan khush khabri hai.
Maan:bol beta kia khush khabri hai?
Sardar:maan hum 2 se 3 ho gae.
Maan:beta huwa ya beti
sardar:nai , meri bivi ne dusri shadi kar li hai.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 555 views
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