Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki
Sardar ne masjid se joti chori ki
Molvi:ene juti chuki edi tend kro
Sardar:aik pair le lo te foji cating kr deo
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 869 views
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"Yaar 3 Din Sy POGO Dekh Raha Hoon Samjh Mein Tou Abhi Bhi Nahii Aaya"
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