Boy to his friend
Boy to his friend: Dekho wo ladki meri taraf dekh ke muskura rahi hai..
Friend: Yeh to kuchh nahin yaar,
jab maine pehli bar teri shakal dekhi thi to 3 din tak apni hansi nahi rok paaya tha!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 771 views
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