BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter

BOY: Please sir let me marry with your daughter
I’ll give you gold equal the weight of your daughter.

SHEIKH: Give me some time.

BOY: To think about it?
SHEIKH: No! To increase my daughter’s weight.

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