Titanic K sath sheikh Bhi Doob Raha Tha,
aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha,

Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha Hai?

Sheikh: shukar Hai Main ne Return Ticket Nahi khareeda tha.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 775 views

Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom

Maa- “Itne dino se tum apne premi ke saath ghoom
rahi ho, vah shaadi ke liye kuch nahi bolta,
aakhir vah chahta kya hai?”
Beti- “Pata nahi maa, jyada samay vah mujhe
andhere me hi rakhta hai”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Santa nd Banta

Santa nd Banta in a football stadium..

Santa : Paji, ye log ball se kya kr rhe hai?

Banta : goal kr rhe hain!!!
Santa :"lekin paji ball to pehle se gol hai , or kitni gol Krenge?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Hathi ka to nai lagaya

Dost:mera dil bahut bara hai.
Sardar:kiun tu ne hathi ka dil to fit nai karwa lia hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

ik bandar nay apni shakal...

Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine
mein dekh li aur usne suicide
kar li,
tum mujhse waada karo ke tum
kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge
plz plz plz promise me plz…

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

A B C

Wilfred had just learned his abc's and was very
scared of doing them in front of the class. The
teacher, though, told him that the best way to
conquer his fears would be to just go ahead and
do it. So, trembling, he stood in front of the class
and began.
"ABCDEFGHIJLKMNOQRSTUVWXYZ."
"Very good, Wilfred. But you forgot the P. Where's
the P?
"It's running down my leg."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)