The more you read and

observe about this Politics thing,

you got to admit that each party

is worse than the other.



The one that.s out always looks the best.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 1055 views

Dozakh bivi ki waja se

Admi:yaar me bv ki waja se dozakh me jaon ga us ki waja se roz jhot bolna parta hai
Dost:q
Admi:yaar wo roz tyar ho k pochti hai kaisi lag rahi hun

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

2 hafte ki chutti

Dada apnay poatay se: tmhare teacher a rahay hen, tum chup jao.

Poata: pehle ap chup jain, mene ap ki mout ka bahana bna

kar 2 hafte ki chutti li hai…:-)

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Bachelor schedule

Monday ko dosti,
Tuesday ko pyar,
Wednesday ko shaadi,
Thursday ko barbadi,
Friday ko fighting,
Saturday ko talaq,
Sunday ko rest,
Monday ko phir se talash.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Classic Insult

Classic Insult :
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AIEEE result declared..
Boy message his rank to his
Girlfriend..
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Girl replied : Ye kya ? Naya number
liya hai kya ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)