Sidhi Baat No Bakwas

Aunty: Beta Mummy ghar pe hain kya??

Bacha Sprite Peete Hue: Apki SETTING to papa se hai na, Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain.

Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!!

Oops tofaNi baCha thA …..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 638 views
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