Pathan

Pathan: Yaar Mujhe logon Ne Social Work Kerne Per ßOht Maara..
dost: SociaL Work?
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Pathan: Haan
Mein Ne Qaßristan k Gate Pr WeLcome Ka Board Lga dia Tha

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!) / 811 views
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