Hmare Ghar Sunday Ko

Hmare Ghar Sunday Ko Zarur Aana

Hum Ap ko

Zarda Pulao

Cold Drink

Matar Paneer

Gulab Jamun

IceCream

Se Hone Wale NUKSANAT K Bare Me Batayenge...-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 505 views
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get my tonsils out and I'm a little
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by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
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ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
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by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
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Boss ki wife achana office pahuch gayi. Usne secretary ko boss ke god
me baithe dekh liya. Boss bina ghabraye bola, “Kaan kholkar sun lo. Budget ki
chahe kitni hi kami ho, mein ek chair se kaam nahi chala sakta.
Dusri chair kharidne ka order aaj hi de do”.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sidhi Baat No Bakwas

Aunty: Beta Mummy ghar pe hain kya??

Bacha Sprite Peete Hue: Apki SETTING to papa se hai na, Papa Ghar Pe Hi hain.

Sidhi Baat No Bakwas!!

Oops tofaNi baCha thA …..

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
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She observed that the men now walked over 20 paces BEHIND their wives!

She approached one of the women for an explanation: "What enabled women here to achieve this marvelous reversal of roles?"

"Land mines," replied the Kuwaiti woman.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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Pathan raat ko Machardani laga kar
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Achanak ek Jugnoo aa nikla.
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....
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Pathan: Lo ye khocha machar humko
Torch le kar dondh raha hai.

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Example Of Chor Ki Daadi Mein Tinka

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Hey Bhagwan meri lotery lagade!
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Ek ENGINEER, MBA student or ZUBEDA Aapa kashti me ja rahe thy,

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Or na dhond paya to me tumhara ghulam!

Engineer ne Needle phenki, JIN ne dhond li or usy mar dia..

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AAPA ne Disprine phenki,

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JIN Shocked

AAAPA ROCKED

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