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APP VOTE KIS KO DAINGE ?
PPP KO ?
MMA KO ?
MQM KO ?
ANP KO ?
PML Q KO ?
PML N KO
VOTE JISS KO BHI DOO
LAIKEN WINNER RESULTS ?
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PERVEZ MUSHRAF ONLY
by Abdul Sami (few years ago!) / 654 views
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