Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta

Major Rohail-
Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta
Tumare hotel me bohat saari
Makheyan hai

Waiter-
Hukam kre sir
Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy
Baki ko bahar nekal du ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 987 views
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