Major Rohail-
Ye main bardasht nhi kr skta
Tumare hotel me bohat saari
Makheyan hai

Waiter-
Hukam kre sir
Ap ktni bardasht kr skte hy
Baki ko bahar nekal du ga

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 865 views

Judge said to STUPID

Judge said to STUPID:- tum per cycle chori ka ilzaam saabit nahin howa, lihaza tum ko ba-izzat barri kiya jata hai!! 

STUPID:- Edda matlab main cycle rakh lawaan..!!!

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan Was Kissing A Girl

Pathan Was Kissing A Girl Inside A Car.

Police:Kya Kr Rhe Ho?

Pathan:Nazar Nhi Aa Rha?

Police:Meri Bari Kb Ae Gi?

Pathan:Is Larki K Baad.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kamal Ki Cheez

Pathan: Is TV Ki Kiya Qeemat Hai.?

Salesman: 1 Lakh..

Pathan: Q Is Me Kiya Khas Baat Hai.?

Salesman: Light Chali Jaye Gi to
Ye Automatic Off ho jayega..

Pathan: Kamal Ki Cheez Hai Yaar,
Is Ko Pack Ker Do :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

One day Sardar happened

One day Sardar happened to see a marathon race.
"What the guys are doing" asked the sardar.
" We are running a marathon. The winner will get prize" replied one
runner.
"Only the winner will get prize! Then why others are participating!!"
Exclaimed the Sardar.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Zahir de do mujhe

Aik shakhs mujh zahir chahye
shopkipar ap k pas ijazat naama hai
admi:nekah nama dikha dia
shopkipar:bari botel dena veer ko

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)