ak jaga baraat pa pabandi lag gi
sardaroon ko pta chala wo saza dany chly gy
kali sahi lee or sabko lone ma laga kr moo kaly krny lagy
ak baraati bar bar line tur kr agy aa kr khta sadar: ji mra moo kala kroo
sadar: chal wapis
ak bar phr aa gya
sadar: phr bola chal waps
turi dhr bad phr aa gya sadar ji mara moo kala kroo
sadar: ki gal ay tanoo kadi jaldi ay
baraati: manoo pta ay sahi khtmm hoi ty tusi chater marny shroo ka do gy

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 676 views

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"
GIRL:"Kahan?"
BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"
GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

sardar to his wife

sardar to his wife: Darling, years ago you had a figure like Coke bottle.

Banto: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml
now it’s 1.5 ltr.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Many stipids

Santa: How can one person make so many stupid
mistakes in one day?
Banta: simple! I get up early.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Call Mat Karna

Ek Sardar Petrol Pump Gya
Likha Tha:
Don’t Use Mobile Here

Sardar Ne Mobile Nikala
Aur Apnay Her Dost Ko
Phone Karke Kaha:
Call Mat Karna
Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar ki shadi hui.

1 Sardar Ji Ki Shadi Hui.
Rukhsati K Waqt Dulhan
Pehle Maa K Galay Lag K Roi,
Phir Baap K,
Phir Bhai Aor Behan K Galay Lag K Roi.
Sardar Ji Ne Dulhan Le
Jane Se Inkar Kr Dia Or Kaha
Aey Twade Kolon Chup Nai Hondi
Te Mere Kolon Kinj Howe

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)