Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takesalong some wine and chicken with him.

 Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" 

Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 876 views

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall

Dad's writes on son's facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Husband drinking and said

Husband drinking and said: Tum kon ho ?

Biwi: Pagal ho gaye ho kiya?
apni Biwi ko bhee bhoul gaye Kiya?

HUSBAND: Nasha har ‘gham’ bhula deta hay.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Life of a college student

Life of a college student:
Wallet hai, paise nahi
Lecture hai, attendance nahi
Mobile hai, balance nahi
Friends hai boyfriend ya girlfriend nahi
Exam hai, tension nahi
Padhna hai, mood nahi.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

Aao Race Lagaty Hain

Pathan:
Aao Race Lagaty Hain
Jo Haara Wo Ek Hazar Rupe Dega

Sardar:
Lekin Mujhe Rasta Nahi Maloom

Pathan:
Bus Tum Meray Peechay Peechay Rehna

Sardar:
Thanks Yar

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Boy: naam kya hai?

Boy: naam kya hai? . .
Girl : kyun btau? Mein tumhai
janti bhi nahi!!
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Boy : Na batao mein konsa
tumhai apni BMW mein
betha raha hun! .
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Girl : PINKY, B.com 2nd year wo samnay
wali gali me
right hand pe 4th number pe mera
ghar hai 32/b,
Ghar mein ek chota bhai and mummy
papa hain,
Tution timing 6 to 8.
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. Boy :- Ok Jis Din Main BMW kharid
lunga na usss
din jarur baithaunga thik hai... :D:-
P ;)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)