Dad:
I want u 2 marry a girl of
my choice.

Son: No.

Dad: The girl is Bill
Gates'daughter.

Son: Then ok.

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry
my son.

Bill Gates: No.

Dad: My son is d CEO of the World Bank.

Bill Gates: Then ok.

Dad goes 2 the President of the
World Bank...

Dad: Apoint my son as the CEO of ur bank.

President: No.

Dad: He is the son-in-law of Bill Gates.

President: Then ok.

This is calld BUSINESS...
:-D :O :-P:-D

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 919 views

Mera Confidence Dekho

Ek Choohe Ne Sherni Ko Purpose Kia Sherni Ne Kaha Abe Chal Tune
Apna Jism
Jaan Height Dekhi Hai
To Chooha Bola Madam In Sab Ko Choro Mera Confidence Dekho

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

I noticed that your

Neighbor: I noticed that your daughter is mostly in the kitchen.
Probably she loves cooking so many varieties.
Her little brother instantly replied: NO, actually our telephone connection is in the kitchen.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Exam ka examiner bahut strict

Exam ka examiner bahut strict tha aur paper hard tha
cheating nahi karne de raha tha..

1st bencher ne chit likh kar examiner ko di..

Examiner chup chap ja ke apni chair pe beth gaya..

2nd bencher pehle se :- yaar tune kya likha... ??

1st bencher ne kaha:-“SIR , Peeche se aapki pant phati hui hai.. :D :O :p*

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Car Se Takkar

Car Se Takkar Hone Ki Wajah Se Ek Banda Behosh Ho Gaya

Patni Ne Fatafatt Doctor Ko Fon Milaya To Ek Kafi Bada Doctor Mauke Pe Pahuncha

Marij Ko Check Karke Bola: “Ye To Mar Gaya Hai”

Itni Der Mein Marij Ko Bhi Hosh Aa Gaya Tha, Usne Ye Suna To Gabrate Hue Bola

Mareej: “Nahi Nahi, Main To Zinda Hun”

Ye Sunte Hi Marij Ki Biwi Use Boli: “Kuch To Soch Samjh Kar Bola Kijiye, Itne Bade Doctor Hai Jhooth Bolenge Kya?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kiss karne ka style

Husband: Begam aaj koi aysi baat kaho

jis sy dil khush bhi ho jaye aur jal bhi jaye?

WIFE: tumhare sab doston mein sab se

acha kiss karne ka style tmhara hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)