Tofani barish! Adhi raat!
Tofani barish!
Adhi raat!
Admi Pizza Hut pe pizza lene aya.
Waitr: Ap married ho?
Admi:Kameny to kya aise tufan mæ koi Maa apne betay ko pizza lene bheje gi?
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