What’s the similarity between sun and wife?
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Yehi k dono ki taraf ANKH utha k nahi dekh sakte

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 765 views

Gussa kab ata hai

Sab se ziyada gussa kb ata hai?
Jab girl friend k msg ka intazar ho aur compny walun ka msg aa jae.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Banti asked Ballu

Banti asked Ballu"I watch TV in my liesure time,what about you?"
Ballu simply replied""I watch TV when my wife and mother quarrel with each other"!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

No if no but sirf jatt

JATT:-No if no but sirf jatt.
Khatri:- No Topi No Chatri Sirf Khtri. Mulla:- No Gas No Chulla Sirf Mulla.
PUNJABI:-na dalda na gheo punjabi sarea da peo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Buy Alligator Shoes

A man was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes. However he was not prepared to pay the high prices, and after having failed to haggle the vendor down to a reasonable price level, ended up shouting "I don't give two hoots for your shoes man, I'll go and kill my own "croc!," to which the shopkeeper replied, "by all means, just watch out for those two "ole boys" who are doing the same!".

So the man went out into the Bayou, and after a while saw two men with spears, standing still in the water. 'They must be the 'ole boys' he thought. Just at that point he noticed an alligator moving in the water towards one of them. The guy stood completely passive, even as the gator came ever closer.

Just as the beast was about to swallow the him, he struck home with his spear and wrestled the gator up onto the beach, where several already laying Together the two guys threw the gator onto its back, where-upon one exclaimed "Darn! This one doesn't have any shoes either!".

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Off teacher

Teacher: I'd like to go through one whole day
without having to tell you off.
Pupil: You have my permission !

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)