Apne ghar walo ko chordia

Boy!
Apne ghar walo ko chordia tere lye,sb se rishta toor dia tere lye, tune aj tk kia hi kya mere lye. .

Larki!
Munni budnam hoe darling tere lye.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 552 views
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