Kal rath chor mere

Santa 2 Police: Kal rath chor mere ghar se TV ke alava sab samaan le gaye

Police:TV kyon nahi legaya?

Santa:TV to me dekh raha tha is liye.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 920 views
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