Bank nahi gaya

Sardar ko sapney mein ik ladki ne chappal maari,
2 din tk sardar apney bank nahii gayaa,
Qnky bank mein likha thaa..

“hum aapkey sapney ko hakikat mein badaltey hain” :-P
Waaa Oye Sardar

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 576 views
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