Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Pati:Ab Jhagda Band Bhi Karo
Mai Shanti Ke Sath Rehna Chahta Hu
Patni: Ha, Jaao
Mai Bhi Shyam Ke Sath Rehna Chahti hu..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 936 views
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Urdu ke liye 1 dabayye, English ke liye 2 dabayye.
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Saala ye to Hindi bolne wale ke sath nainsafi hai..:P:P
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Nepolian ek Sardarji ko bade garv se kehata hai :
Mere dictionary mein impossible word hi nahi hai.
Sardarji bolata hai : To pahele hi acchi tarah se
dekh lene ka na sab word hai ke nahi, aage se word
rahenge wohi dictionary le.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
It was the first day of a new school year.
Three boys arrive at class late and the teacher asks the first boy "Why are you tardy," the boy replies "I've been on Blueberry Hill" the teacher said "Take your seat."
She asks the next boy why he was late. "I was on Blueberry Hill also" he replied.
Then she asked the third boy, but he replied with the same answer.
As the boys we're sitting down a girl arrives in.
"Let me guess", said the teacher. "You where on Bluberry Hill aslo"
"NO.... I am Blueberry Hill" replied the girl.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Boy: Tommy ne meri saari kitaab kha lee.
Mother: Usko mere pass leke aa mein usko saja deti hoon
Boy: Saja to meine de dee, uski katori wala dudh mein pee gaya
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Aur Banta Ne Zindagi Mai Pehli Baar Rickshaw Dekha.
SantaL Dekho Kitna Chhota Tanga. Banta: Haan!
Aur Gadha to Dekho,
Aadmi Jaisa Dikhta Hai. :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
CIRCUIT : Bhai, Bapu NE bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna
mangta hai.
Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega
Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI : Aye Circuit, who Sunita
ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai. CIRCUIT : Bhai usko bolo apun gaon
gaya hai, kheti karneko.
MUNNA BHAI : Par Circuit, abhi to TU
bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega. CIRCUIT : Bhai, apun jhoot nehin
bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.
by Rizwan Ajmal (few years ago!)
Ek Zaruri Itla
Kabhi Kisi Larki Se Book Nahi Mangni Chahiye,
Nahi To Chaanta Bhi Lag Sakta Hai
Kyun K,
Book Means:
B= Baby
O= Only
O= One
K= Kiss;->
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
After robbing d Bank, robber 2 clerk: Did u see me robbing?
Clerk: Yes.
Robber shot him dead & asked d next clerk: Did u?
2nd clerk: No, But my wife saw u!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Pita- “Dekho beta, tum kabhi shaadi na karna,
yah baad me bahut badi musibat paida kar deti hai|”
Beta- “Haan pitaji, mai kabhi shaadi nahi
karunga aur yahi shiksha apne bete ko bhi dunga|”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 sardar rail ki patri per so gaya .
1 aadmi ne kaha kya kar rahe ho? Train aayegi to mar jaoge!
Sardar: Mere uper se hawai jahaaz guzar gaya to kuch nahi hua, train kya cheez hai?
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)