Suicide bomber
Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai
yahan se nikalne k leye
Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 514 views
Similar Jokes
1990's girl:Ami ma jeans pehn lon?
Ami: Ni Beshrm log
kia kahen gy.
2010's girl:Can i wear jeans?
Mom:pehn pehn meri bachi Allah ka
wasta kuch to Pehn ley. :-O
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
NEW CADBURY AD
Boy : Can I have a bite of your dairy milk ?? :)
Girl : Kya mein aapko jaant hun ? :O
Boy : Jaldi de de behen, Momo's kha ke aaya hun ,mirchi lagi
hai :D :P
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu ka kya naam hai?
Pathan: Google Khan
Teacher: yeh kaisa naam hua?
Pathan: hum jahan b hota hai, wo humko dhoond hi leta hai
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
A Memon Called A Newspaper Office And Asked:
Mera Baap Mar Gaya Hai, Kya Charges Hongay?
Newspaper: Rs.50 Per Word.
Memon: Oh Bohat Ziyada Hain,
Acha Likho “Ghafoor Bhai Died”.
Newspaper: Sir! It Should Be Minimum 6 Words!
Memon: Oh Ho! Jara Sochnay Do….. Acha Likho……
Ghafoor Bhai Died – Suzuki For Sale .
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Railway officer was taking an interview.
Officer: Tumhen pata chale k 2 train ek hi track per opposite direction men aa rahi
hen to tum kiya karoge?
Applicant: Mein kanta badal dunga.
Officer: Agr na badal sako?
Applicant: Mein Red Signal dunga.
Officer: Light na ho to?
Applicant: Mein Red Flag dikha dunga.
Officer: Flag b na mila to?
Applicant: Mein Chotay bai ko bulaa loonga.
Officer: wo kiyo?
Applicant: Usay Train ki takkar dekhne ka bohat Shoq hai.!!
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Example Of Chor Ki Daadi Mein Tinka
Pappu Apni Wife Se – Suno ghar ka sara saman chupa do…. Mera ek dost aa raha hai….
Wife – Aisa kyun, Woh chura lenge kya….
Pappu - Arey nahi yaar pehchan lega…
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Agar Main Tumhari Ammi Hoti, To Tumhain 2 Din main Sudhaar Deti...
Student: Main 2,3 din Main Abbu se Mashwara Kar k Batata Hon! :-)
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Husband biwi se Phone par: "Kiya pakaya hai aj khanay mein?"
Biwi (ghussay se): "Zeher"
Husband: kha kar so jana, mein dair se aonga.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 larki interview dene gyi
boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 2 tyre hote h..?
larki-bike..
boss-nhi..honda bike
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boss-woh kya chiz h jiske 4 tyre hote h ?
larki-car..
boss-nhi..maaruti car
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ab larki ki baari thi
larki-woh kya chiz h jo bahar se white pr uske andar kala gola hota h..?
boss-hehe..aankh
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larki-nhi..saale teri maa ki ankh..
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
God thought that since
he couldn’t b everywhere
he made a mother.
Then devil thought that
he couldn’t be everywhere
he made a mother-in-law.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)