Suicide bomber

Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai

yahan se nikalne k leye

Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 783 views
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