Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai

yahan se nikalne k leye

Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 693 views

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bibi se bola k sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.
Jeeto: Ek dum.

Santa: To apni dusri tang bhi mujh per rakh do.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Restaturant Me Koi Tifin Sath Le Jata Hai Kya

Wife: "Tum GOA ja rahe ho to
mujhe apne sath kyu nahi le
jate?"
.
.
.
Husband: "Are pagli, Koi
Restaurant jata hai to Tiffin
sath le jata hai kya.?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?

Pessenger:
Tumne Mere Jaib Me Hath Kyn Dala?
Pathan:
Muje Machis Chahiye Thi
Pessenger:
Tum Mujhse Mang Sakte The
Pathan:
Hum Ajnabi Se Baat
Nahi Karta

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher:What is half of 8??

Teacher:What is half of 8??

Rajnikant:
4
...
Santa:
Depend karta hai agar horizontally aadha karo to '0'
Aur vertically kaato toh '3'.

Santa rocked.
Rajnikant shocked\=D

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pagal Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga

Ek Pagal Har Wqt Kehta ta
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga….
Ghulail Bnaon Ga Chiriya Maro Ga…..
1 Din usko Paglon K Dr. K Pas Le Gy Uska Elaj Kia
Dr: Ab Kya karo Gy….?
Pagal: Shadi karon ga Nokri Dhondon ga.
Ghar Basaon ga.
Doctor: Very nyc Phir kya karo Gy…?
Pagal: Bachon ko achy School Bhejon ga.
Unki Brthday karon ga Nekar or shirt gift ayen gi
DR: Good Good Phir….?
Pagal: Un ki nekar se lactic Nikalon ga..
.

Phir

.
Ghulail Bnaon ga or chiriya Maron Ga.
Dr: Lakh Di Lanat Hy Tery Te.. :p:p

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)