Suicide bomber
Suicide bomber Zoo me ghus gya or awaz lagai k tum sab k paas ek minute hai
yahan se nikalne k leye
Kachwa: wah kameeny seedha keh na k me hi target hun
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!) / 820 views
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