Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya

Sardar bank mein 1000 rupeya jama krany gaya.
Cashier bola: Janab ye hazar rupeya to nakli hai
Sardar: Jama mery account ich hona hy. Tennu koi takleef a

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