golden words by hittler: if u can't fly , run. if u can't run, walk, if u can't walk crawl but keep moving


sardar: o tay theek ay parjaanakithay hai?

by Nilesh Kumar (few years ago!) / 862 views

Sardar Ka Xray

Sardar 2 Doctor :
Pure Jism Main Kahin Bhi Ungli Lagao Tou Bohat Dard Hota Hai

Doctor Said Full Body Xray
When He Checked,Xray Found Fractre In Ungli

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A teacher was giving a lesson on...

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood.

Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."

"Yes," the class said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary positions the blood doesn't run into my feet?"

A little fellow shouted, "Because your feet aren't empty."

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Desi Dictionary

Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.

Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.

Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.

Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.

Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.

Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan

A Pathan goes to a hotel and eats heartily. After eating he goes to wash his hands but starts washing the basin instead.

The manager comes running and asks him, "Khan Sahab , aap kya kar raheho?"

To this the man replies, "Oye, tumne hi to idhar board lagaya hai, "Wash Basin"

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

That marriage

They say that marriage makes a man dizzy, and
it`s true. As soon as I got a wife, I lost my balance
at the bank

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)