14 August Ki Namaz

Dost Pathan Se:
Tumne Molvi Saab Se Kaan
Mein Kia Pocha K Unho Ne Tumhain Thpar Mar Dia?

Pathan Bola :
Kuch B Nahi Maine To Sirf
Ye Pocha K 14 August Ki Namaz Kaha Hogi ?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 798 views
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