Pathan ka challenge

Pathan: Mai Meenar-e-pakistan ko sar par utha kar Peshawar le ja sakta hon.

Hazaron log ekathay ho gaye

Pathan: Bas ese utha kar mairy sar par rakho tum !

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 872 views

Samajh Mein Nahi Aata Main Hun Kya?

Pappu Ki Class Mein Ek Nayi Teacher Aayi Aur Sab Bachon Se Unke Naam Poochne Shuru Kar Diye,

Pappu Ki Baari Aayi To Teacher Ne Poocha,

Teacher: “Beta, Aapka Naam Kya Hai?”

Pappu Zor-Zor Se Rone Laga, Teacher Ne Poocha

Teacher: “Bache Aap Ro Kyun Rahe Ho?”

Pappu Rote Hue: “Meri Mummy Mere Papa Ko Kutta Kehti Hai Aur Mere Papa Unko Billi,

Mujhe Samajh Nahi Aata Ki Main Pilla Hoon Ya Billa“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test

RAAZ Ko Doctor Ne E.C.G Test Karwane Ka Kaha

Lekin Wo Test Ka Naam Bhool Gya

Thori Dair Sochne Ke Baad-

"Bhai Hamara CNG Kar Do"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Kaash Facebook pe ek option

Kaash Facebook pe ek
option”Add
as Girl friend”
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Saala propose karne ka panga
hi
khatam, ladki ne accept ker li to
matlab maan gayi, nahi to fb pe konsi ladkiyon
ki kami hai.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

molvi

1 Molvi dua mang raha tha
kash shahadt ki moat mil jaye
Pathan:ye nhi ho skta.
Molvi:wo Q?
Pathan:Jahad pe to tu ne jana nhi or halwe may ksi ne bomb rkhna nhi.

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay

Main Ye Sim Off Kar Raha Hu.
Ab New Number Kab Loonga Pata Nahi.
Dil Tou Nhi Kar Raha K Itna Poorana Number Ha,
Laikin Majboori Ha, Kio K Is Pay Mujhay Bohat Ziyada
Wrong Calls Our Messages A Rahay Hain..
Loug Tang Kartay Hain. Poochtay Hain K,
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Tumhari Khoobsurti Ka Raaz Kya Ha…
(‘,’)/”
<))
.// Ab Banda Kia Khoobsurat Bhi Na Lagay?

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)