Dictionary!
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
.
Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 613 views
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