Dictionary!
Hitlar during Speech: Mairi dictionary mai IMPOSSIBLE ka lafz nahi
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Sardar Uth ke bola: tay mama waikh ke laini ci na Dictionary!
by Asim Raza (few years ago!) / 891 views
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10 came with a rose..
But 1 came with a ring – Thats confidence
But what about the other 1?
Wo sala baraat lekar aaya – OVER CONFIDENCE!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Santa ke ghar ladki hui .ab use chinta ho gai ki uski beti badi hogi to ladke chedge.
Santa:-per maine iska intzaam kar liya hai.
Banta:-kya?
Santa:-maine apni beti ka naam didi rakh diya hai.
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
1 Chor,Police se chupta hua 1 tooti Qabr me lait gya.
Qareeb se kuch Pathan guzray to unho ne socha k shayad log Qabar pr Matti dalna bhool gaye.
Unhon ne Fata fatt Matti dalna shuru kar di.
Chor bola:
“Bachao Bachao”
Pathan: “Oh Jaldi Jaldi Mitti dalo AZAAB shuru ho gaya hai.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Santa Banta Se Tum Ne Mujhe Subha
Se 2oo Miss CA|Lz Di Ha Kyon ?
Banta Wo Is Lye MA Tujhe Bohat
Miss Kr Raha Tha ...=P;->
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Two terrorists were fixing a bomb in a car.Funny
Terrorist1: What would you do if the bomb explodes
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Funny Terrorist2: Don’t worry, I have one more.
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Larki (sharma k): Ye Pyar kya hota hai?
.
Larka: pyar ka rishta 2 insano main
wohi hota hai jo cement or rait k darmiyan pani ka hota hai
farz karo
larka=cement
Larki=rait
love=pani
ab agar cement or rait ko aapas main mila diya jaye to wo strong nahi honge
lekin
agar in main pani mix kar diya jaye to koi in ko juda nahi kar sakta
.
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Larki (hans k): TU SHAKAL SE HI MAJDUR LAGTA HAI
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?
Funny Boyfriend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bohot pasand hain.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Murghi Ko Qatal Karen,
Oil Me Usay Ghusal Den,
Phir Dahi Ka Sufaid Kafan Den,
Shan Masalay se Khushboo ki Dhuni Den,
Is k Baad Chawal me Is ki Qabar Banaen,
Jab Tayyar Ho Jaye To Phir Mujh Ko Dawat Den,
Ta k Is Ki Maghfirat Ki Dua Ki Ja Sake..:)
by lescol (few years ago!)
3 Sardar Bed Pe So Rahe Thay.
Un Teeno Ko Jagah Theek Se Nahi Mil Rahi Thi. Phir 1 Sardar Bed Se Neeche Late Gya
2nd Sardar: Oye ! Ab Jagah Hogai Hai,Upar Aaja!
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.
Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?
Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)