Pathan Wapda office fone kr k bola:Janab light band kr do
Wapda wala:kyun sir

Pathan:wo yara hamaray dimagh me aik nya gaali aya hai wo tumko dena hai.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1080 views

Bachoun Ke Baap

A Sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office : `Good bye Char Bacchon ki Maa` .

One day his wife fed up of this answered : ` Bye Bye, Doo Bacchon Ke Baap`.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Excitement in Examz!!!…

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of ICL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Examz!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha

Santa: Kal Ek Admi Aurat Ko Peet Raha Tha. Maine Kaha Mard Se Lado.
Banta: Fir?

Santa: Jab Mujhe Hosh Aaya 2 Main Hospital Me Tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K

SARDAR:
Batao Aisa Kiya Karen K Saanp Bhi Mar Jaye Aur Laathi Bhi Na Tootay ?
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PATHAN:
Jootay Se Maar Do:)

by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)

Call Mat Karna

Ek Sardar Petrol Pump Gya
Likha Tha:
Don’t Use Mobile Here

Sardar Ne Mobile Nikala
Aur Apnay Her Dost Ko
Phone Karke Kaha:
Call Mat Karna
Mein Petrol Pump Pe Hu

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)