Student with his girlfriend

Student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says

I Love yOuuu :)

Girlfrnd: is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student: its me, Talking tO my BEER, yOu Shut up

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 780 views
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