Student sitting with his Girlfrnd in Restaurant Drinking BEER and says

I Love yOuuu :)

Girlfrnd: is it yOu Or the BEER talking ??
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Student: its me, Talking tO my BEER, yOu Shut up

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 515 views

Tum nai

Dunia buri ho sakti hai tum nai,
log bure ho sakte hain tum nai,
dunia bewafa ho skti hai tum nai,
pagal theak ho sakte hain par tum nai

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Dukandar Aurat Se

Dukandar ek aurat ko kapre dikha dikha k thak gaya
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akhir bola, mujhe afsos hai apko koi kapra pasand nahi aaya
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Aurat: Koi baat nahi mai to wese bhi sabzi lene aayi thi :P:P

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Police constable

Police constable to his son
"tumhara result acha nahee aya
Aj sy tumhara khelna & t.v band!"
Son:yeh 50 rupay pakro & mamla yaheen khatam kr

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Acha Latifa

Waldain se barh kar is dunia me kuch nai hai.
So,
jaldi se shadi kar lu aur waldain ban jao

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

Bird Brains

There were three birds - a mama bird, a papa bird and a baby bird.

One day they were trying to figure out which way to fly for the winter.

Mama bird says "My instincts tell me to fly south for the winter."

Papa bird says "Well, my instincts tell me to fly north for the winter."

Then baby bird says "Well, my ins stinks too, but they don't tell me where to go!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)